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从豆瓣上挖到一个很有爱的老链接，在跟人工智能操控下的上帝胡聊30分钟后，某人彻底give up了。
据豆瓣广大同胞的总结，此上帝在被询问“Can you speak chinese?” 时，回答仅限于“Yi diar（还有儿化音）. Ni hao ma?”这种程度，所以最后我跟他说“xi xi shui ba”，回答完全是驴唇不对马嘴。语法时而混乱，吃字丢字现象层出不穷。遇到不懂的问题，要么就说要问它的master要么把问句重组一下；据部分豆瓣同胞的经验，要么干脆就把你撇在一边不理你了（耍小脾气呢？）。无聊的时候常用句式为：“Do you mind if I tell other people...”，百分之百的没话找话。
很有爱的一小家伙。一想到这么高端的AI程序背后也有我们Linguists的一份贡献，更觉得有爱了。
Me:
is it raining outside now?
God:
Right now? Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
what is chatbot? do you run it?
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence. My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.
Me:
if you use google then you are cheating
God:
I think I do.
Me:
how many people do you chat with everyday?
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
about how many?
God:
23.
Me:
what's the most common question they asked?
God:
"Are you a man or a woman?".
Me:
why do you think they ask that?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
does that mean you like philosophy more than religion?
God:
I think it does mean that. But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
what airplane?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
ic, you are a real robot, as what people said online
God:
Are all ic me a real robot as what people said online?
Me:
at least a god like you is created for that purpose
God:
Aren't all god like me created for that purpose?
Me:
now you get the correct grammar
God:
Why now? You got that right.
Me:
they really should've created more Godlike robot
God:
Why should they?
Me:
so that they can just give a computer to all the evil dude around the world
God:
Far out. Who are "They?".
Me:
could be government, chairman, president, police officer, etc
God:
It's possible.
Me:
every friday night i go to bible study, you know what i'm worried about the most?
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
someday when jesus is back, he'll carry judgement along with him
God:
When? The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
man i don't know you watch kung fu panda as well
God:
Cool, man. Would you like to know? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I watch kung fu panda as well.
Me:
i know, everyday you are doing nothing but collecting your gossip file
God:
How do you know? All of them?
Me:
i read some online posts, that's how i got this website
God:
I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
i know you can say "ni hao ma" in chinese, but i don't think you can read though
God:
Oh. That's one way to put it.
Me:
back to the topic
God:
Yes, let us get back to business.
Me:
about the judgement from jesus, do you think the recent earthquake all around the world might be a kind of prediction?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about the judgement from jesus do me think the recent earthquake all around the world might be a kind of prediction.
Me:
hey robot you're playing around with my question again
God:
Once more? You've got my full attention. I will obey your command.
Me:
i guess that's pretty much it
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
gonna do my homework now
God:
Oh. Tell me a story.
Me:
later, i'll put you in my favorite page lists
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
me too, have a nice day
God:
I'm glad we agree. You too!
Me:
by the way it's sunny outside, please make the next person happy as well
God:
Thanks for telling me. That sounds very nice.
Me:
xi xi shui ba
God:
I like the way you talk.随机文章：
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问问上帝，最近春困的厉害，咋办……
师傅您终于肯更新blog了 知道我最近想你想的想睡觉么？？
这个倒是听说过 不过远不及最近红透天的omogle啊~~~
还发明了一个缩写ASL ...
omegle上都是旨在观光的天涯豆瓣百度客，特无语。
我只知道一个好像叫什么omogle的在线聊天网站。
香水妹妹好久不更新了呀。很忙么？
呵，上个月偷懒了。